You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
