Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I have post one night stand depression
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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