Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize