Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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