try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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