your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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