I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
