Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
