Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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