do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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