there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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