It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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