you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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