I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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