Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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