I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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