Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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