I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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