return my video game
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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