I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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