Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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