i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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