Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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