good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
