just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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