You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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