It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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