Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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