The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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