Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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