fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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