Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
