That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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