someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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