gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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