Your tits are I can't wait for
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Quick, to the slutcave!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
