Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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