Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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