You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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