(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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