maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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