im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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