Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Swine flu is the new snow day.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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