so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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