just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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