On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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