When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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