Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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