Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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