when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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