How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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