Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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