Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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