He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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