yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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