it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dicks are not precious.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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