Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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