She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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