Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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