That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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